|Mansion Mike's Stocking|
Well, I didn't think my wife read these blogs. There is a certain complacency with time in relationships, but she certainly read the one about "Greed". It was pointed out to me that the "big" stockings were Mike's. Also, it was pointed out that she did most of the filling, while I did most of the emptying (especially if it was edible). And, Santa doesn't complain about the work near as much as me. Since this was all true, I agreed to post this retraction and get my butt back up the stairs to the ballroom for another box of decorations!
Santa may put MY candy in the "chamber pot" to the lower left of the fireplace if I don't change my ways!