Mansion needs a Bass Boat!

Several groups have toured the Benjamin House.  Enough to see a trend of who has the most interest, and that group is "women".  Sororities and historical societies are our main tour groups, but I explained to my wife that this may be a result of our marketing.  To reach a broader scope of interest, I have suggested to my wife that I get a new, loaded bass boat !  My wife has not yet grasp the concept that by parking the boat in the driveway it would broaden the appeal of the mansion.  Also, we could have "Benjamin House" stenciled on the side of the boat like in NASCAR and I could take it to fishing events.  What do you think - guys?  Help me out here.